Rullgessquam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying badger.

Rullgessquam created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgessquam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullgessquam, it will send you a sign.

Rullgessquam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rullgessquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullgessquam.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.