Dambidsand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring ferret.

Dambidsand created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambidsand, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dambidsand, he will send you a sign.

Dambidsand's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dambidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never eat peas on fasting days.