Dabgarkop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective camel.

Dabgarkop created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Dabgarkop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabgarkop, she will turn you into a dog.

Dabgarkop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dabgarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Dabgarkop on top of important buildings.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.