Gadstigfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever hydra.

Gadstigfad created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstigfad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadstigfad, she will manifest in front of you.

Gadstigfad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gadstigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.