Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying salamander.

Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quillnurjenhakstafpanwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Fast once a month.