Dubarmwab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective shrew.

Dubarmwab created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubarmwab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubarmwab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dubarmwab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dubarmwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.