Kendibstersan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart rhinoceros.

Kendibstersan created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kendibstersan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kendibstersan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kendibstersan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kendibstersan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.