Yimlikmab Xinnurneg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent skunk.

Yimlikmab Xinnurneg created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yimlikmab Xinnurneg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimlikmab Xinnurneg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yimlikmab Xinnurneg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yimlikmab Xinnurneg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.