Kinqueeghat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic ant.

Kinqueeghat created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinqueeghat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kinqueeghat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kinqueeghat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kinqueeghat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed coconuts to cats while wearing violet hats.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.