Bellkiklik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient newt.

Bellkiklik created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bellkiklik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bellkiklik, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bellkiklik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellkiklik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sprint near doves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.