Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless hummingbird.

Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bonkrillhad Jaddubfodtif in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from white great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the west.