Bidlim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient goblin.

Bidlim created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidlim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidlim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bidlim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing yellow scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your head.