Lundumhashak is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, moody
tortoise.
Lundumhashak created oxygen eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lundumhashak, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Lundumhashak, he will be very unhappy.
Lundumhashak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Lundumhashak's Holy Commandments1. Always wear blue.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Do not hurt pigs.
5. You must love Lundumhashak.