Lundumhashak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody tortoise.

Lundumhashak created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundumhashak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lundumhashak, he will be very unhappy.

Lundumhashak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Lundumhashak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. You must love Lundumhashak.