Dobpomrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty mongoose.

Dobpomrill created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobpomrill, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobpomrill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobpomrill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dobpomrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Do not wear green clothing.