Sidtonbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever goat.

Sidtonbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtonbag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidtonbag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sidtonbag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sidtonbag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing blue coats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.