Bithonnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful dingo.

Bithonnak created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bithonnak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bithonnak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bithonnak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bithonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Bithonnak on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.