Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid slug.

Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag, it will cry a lot.

Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mabsogbim Kimhitxuckrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing fawn hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear magenta ear rings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat nuts.