Wadfudtofmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless squid.

Wadfudtofmeg created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfudtofmeg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadfudtofmeg, she will not care.

Wadfudtofmeg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wadfudtofmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.