Quimluntapsin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving mole.

Quimluntapsin created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quimluntapsin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quimluntapsin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quimluntapsin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Quimluntapsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near goats while wearing purple trousers and balancing eight tin spheres on your back.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Always help moths.