Gofbidbenrig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful jackal.

Gofbidbenrig created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofbidbenrig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gofbidbenrig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gofbidbenrig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gofbidbenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Gofbidbenrig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Gofbidbenrig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.