Busneldod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome manatee.

Busneldod created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Busneldod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Busneldod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Busneldod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Busneldod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Busneldod's priests.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.