Narlsuggatstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil hyena.

Narlsuggatstrag created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsuggatstrag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlsuggatstrag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Narlsuggatstrag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Narlsuggatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never leap in the presence of goats.

3. Do not take Narlsuggatstrag's name in vain.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not chant in public.