Hunnulldin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty troll.

Hunnulldin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hunnulldin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunnulldin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunnulldin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hunnulldin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Worship no other gods but Hunnulldin.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.