Nillcuthad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying ant.

Nillcuthad created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcuthad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nillcuthad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nillcuthad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nillcuthad's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Nillcuthad's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.