Flaggadvab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty swallow.

Flaggadvab created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggadvab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flaggadvab, he will cry a lot.

Flaggadvab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flaggadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flaggadvab.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not cook food in pots.