Bafbossvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited parrot.

Bafbossvon created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbossvon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafbossvon, it will turn you into a rat.

Bafbossvon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bafbossvon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Bafbossvon seven times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.