Hotgupspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent squirrel.

Hotgupspag created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotgupspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hotgupspag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hotgupspag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hotgupspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about galaxies.