Bapapplit Babbomcib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind snail.

Bapapplit Babbomcib created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapapplit Babbomcib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bapapplit Babbomcib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bapapplit Babbomcib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bapapplit Babbomcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Bapapplit Babbomcib five times a day.

4. Never sit near moths.

5. Do not make images of living things.