Cinquat Daddunwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous hydra.

Cinquat Daddunwap created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinquat Daddunwap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinquat Daddunwap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cinquat Daddunwap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cinquat Daddunwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cinquat Daddunwap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Cinquat Daddunwap on top of important buildings.