Begzenfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring fox.

Begzenfeb created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begzenfeb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Begzenfeb, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Begzenfeb's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Begzenfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Begzenfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.