Stafjanlib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful duck.

Stafjanlib created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stafjanlib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stafjanlib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stafjanlib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stafjanlib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stafjanlib four times a day.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.