Mabsinfat Futhabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless octopus.

Mabsinfat Futhabmis created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsinfat Futhabmis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabsinfat Futhabmis, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mabsinfat Futhabmis' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mabsinfat Futhabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always obey Mabsinfat Futhabmis' priests.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mabsinfat Futhabmis.