Yarlboglun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish zebra.

Yarlboglun created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlboglun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarlboglun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarlboglun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yarlboglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing yellow rings.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.