Zagleglan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent narwhal.

Zagleglan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagleglan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagleglan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zagleglan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zagleglan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zagleglan.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zagleglan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zagleglan on top of all buildings.