Ripgidrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, wise snake.

Ripgidrull created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripgidrull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ripgidrull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ripgidrull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ripgidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripgidrull.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.