Ril is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hippopotamus.

Ril created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ril, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ril, she will remove you from existence.

Ril's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about optics near snakes while wearing gray shoes and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to eagles while wearing orange trousers.