Arndavhon Mabkinbum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless frog.

Arndavhon Mabkinbum created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arndavhon Mabkinbum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arndavhon Mabkinbum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Arndavhon Mabkinbum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Arndavhon Mabkinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.