Bedkar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable fly.

Bedkar created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedkar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedkar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Put Bedkar first in all things.

5. Never write about nebulae.