Flagbingepdam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, slow raven.

Flagbingepdam created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagbingepdam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagbingepdam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flagbingepdam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flagbingepdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not hurt great tits.