Negwatbet is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest human.

Negwatbet created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negwatbet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negwatbet, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negwatbet's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Negwatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of turtles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Negwatbet loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.