Zanlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic chicken.

Zanlik created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zanlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zanlik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zanlik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near ants while wearing blue tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zanlik.

5. Never wear white hats.