Gumwegbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy ant.

Gumwegbit created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumwegbit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gumwegbit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gumwegbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gumwegbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of snails.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not shave your hands.