Nilcibtail is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, conceited
hummingbird.
Nilcibtail created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilcibtail, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nilcibtail, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Nilcibtail's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Nilcibtail's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never look in ponds.