Nilcibtail is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited hummingbird.

Nilcibtail created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcibtail, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nilcibtail, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilcibtail's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nilcibtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.