Taillindut Flaplibdun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody meerkat.

Taillindut Flaplibdun created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillindut Flaplibdun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taillindut Flaplibdun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Taillindut Flaplibdun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Taillindut Flaplibdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise corsets.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing black skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.