Mabvonklap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise alligator.

Mabvonklap created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabvonklap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabvonklap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mabvonklap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mabvonklap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not hop in public.