Targbastbutgatfatbuddud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying finch.

Targbastbutgatfatbuddud created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Targbastbutgatfatbuddud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targbastbutgatfatbuddud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Targbastbutgatfatbuddud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Targbastbutgatfatbuddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.