Dobmidfig Bafdosslim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing cobra.

Dobmidfig Bafdosslim created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmidfig Bafdosslim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobmidfig Bafdosslim, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobmidfig Bafdosslim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dobmidfig Bafdosslim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Dobmidfig Bafdosslim loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never sing near cats.

4. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.