Hinmumduss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered rat.

Hinmumduss created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinmumduss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinmumduss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hinmumduss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hinmumduss' Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Hinmumduss nine times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide if three eagles approach from the north.

5. Never write about enzymes.