Sabfligwod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet raccoon.

Sabfligwod created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabfligwod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabfligwod, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sabfligwod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sabfligwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Sabfligwod loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never write about bacteria.