Metkopjin Gudjopxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awesome newt.

Metkopjin Gudjopxuc created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metkopjin Gudjopxuc, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metkopjin Gudjopxuc, it will turn you into a plant.

Metkopjin Gudjopxuc's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Metkopjin Gudjopxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Run away from mauve cats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.