Bandogfom Cepganfab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak hedgehog.

Bandogfom Cepganfab created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bandogfom Cepganfab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bandogfom Cepganfab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bandogfom Cepganfab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bandogfom Cepganfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to swans while wearing black tights.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.